bowtiesharry:

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bowtiesharry:

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brokeymcpoverty:

8 Musicals That Don’t Exist But Totally Should

:)

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"If today was your last day on earth, what would you do?"

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horror movie opening scene

  1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  4. white boy: lmao
  5. they continue walking for a few seconds
  6. *white couple hears noise*
  7. white girl: babe what that??
  8. white boy: i'll go investigate
  9. *leaves her alone*
  10. *choking noises*
  11. white girl: zack!!!
  12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  13. white girl: asshole!
  14. white boy: im just playin babe
  15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  16. *playful kiss*
  17. *things turn sexy*
  18. *hear noise*
  19. white boy: i'll go investigate
  20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  21. *maybe a thud*
  22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  23. *she walks and he dead*
  24. white girl: ahhh!!
  25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  26. white girl: ahhh!!!
  27. *white girl runs*
  28. *dead end*
  29. *hides*
  30. *thinks she free n safe*
  31. *guy catches her*
  32. *cuts her*
  33. *she dead*
  34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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femburton:

pleathe:

i feel sorry for ppl who like burger king over mcdonalds

McDonalds food is made of plastic

Tasty plastic

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whitegirlsaintshit:

runningmycircles:

My boyfriend mowed the word “nigger” in his backyard.
He has my heart❤

White people, everybody. Let’s give it up for them!
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"Uh no, don’t ever claim Gucci as you!"

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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smashintoyous:

"I believe that harmonies are colors. Every time I paint, it sharpens my harmony. Yesterday I tried to paint you but the colors weren’t beautiful enough. Your love goes beyond what I can say. Love, Beyoncé”

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